September 28, 2020

10 New Relationship Zones That Makes Being In Friendzoned A Blessing

The relationship status these days are complicated. In the old days, it used to single, dating, married, or divorced. Time has changed those four words can’t encompass all the other complex relationships people found themselves in. New and improved vocabulary is needed to explain the status quo.

1. Shopping-Zoned

shopping-zoned

The girl goes out shopping out with you. She calls you, takes to all different stores, asks you to suggest how she looks, pays the bills, and then you both go separate ways.

2. Bro-Zoned

bro-zoned

This is where she feels the safest. She thinks of you as her brother. No questions asked.

3. Seen-Zoned

seen-zoned

You think for an hour to write the sweetest message for her. However, she sees the message and never replies back.

4. Phone-Zoned

phone-zoned

You use your phone or other electronic devices to talk with her boyfriend.

5. Radio-Zoned

radio-zoned

You listen to her whining, her complications, and her life stories. But you won’t have a chance to speak your mind. It is truly a one-way conversation. You are there only to listen, not to talk.

6. Lecture-Zoned

lecture-zoned

She treats you a guinea pig. She applies all the advice she could think of on you. The only thing you can do is agree with her. You can’t have your say. It is like primary school all over again.

7. Game-Zoned

game-zoned

She thinks of you like your sports mate. She plays with you and after the game, you go your way, she goes hers.

8. Movie-Zoned

movie-zoned

You go to movies together. You share the same popcorn. But right after the movie, you go separate ways.

9. Sibling-Zoned

sibling-zoned

You are friends with her first cousins, second cousins and god knows who else from her family tree. The other reason being they are related to her.

10. Crush-Zoned

crush-zoned

She had a crush on you. That infatuation will never transform into love.

Honorable Mention: Friendzoned

The list would not have been completed without the honorable mention of Friendzoned. It is what all started the complex relationship status quo. You loved a girl, she befriends you forever. You are stuck in the zone. With the terminology of the friend zone, this list would be non-existential.

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