It hasn’t even completed a decade and yet it is one of the most used, loved, and shared social media apps in the world. According to a recent report by ‘The Statista’, WhatsApp has 200 million users active monthly.
Are you one of those millions who eat, sleep, lie, love, work, and shout and do everything on WhatsApp? But what makes you stand out from the rest? It’s your WhatsApp status! Check out few cool WhatsApp statuses to define your every mood this month:
With Friends or BFFs
1. Never let your friends feel lonely. Disturb them all the time!
2. You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.
3. I can’t become you Bff until I insult you on a daily basis.
4. A good friend will bail you out from jail, but a BFF will be sitting right next to you and say, “Damn, that was fun!”
5. Sometimes being silly with a friend is the best therapy.
6. Please God, if you can’t make me slim, make my Bff fat!
When In Love
7. I’m currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hour (coz of u!)
8. We’re perfect for each other, like COPY and PASTE.
9. The space between your fingers is meant to be filled with mine.
10. I think you’re suffering from a lack of Vitamin “ME.”
11 Hindi: “I’m Cute, You’re Cute, Baki sab darawne bhoot.”
Angry
12. I’m in one of those moods right now where I just want to throw a book at your face and say “I Facebooked you”.
13. My next mood swings in 5 minutes. So “keep a safe distance”.
14. My today’s mood: Cranky with a touch of psycho.
15. I love the smell of “Don’t fuck with me” in the morning.
16. Are you in a bad mood today? 1. Yes, 2. No, 3. Bitch, I might be.
Break-up Mood
17. We broke up coz of religious differences. He thinks he’s God, and I don’t agree.
18.My post-break-up status: 1. Single 2. Complicated 3. Who cares, I’m awesome!
19. Just looked at my Ex and wondered “Was I drunk the whole time?”
20. I guess I’m too much to handle. Guess you’re just a little kid.
21. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
Funny
22. I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fats.
23. I love talking to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice!
24. Keep your dreams alive, hit the snooze button.
25. I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally advanced.
26. I’m not fluent in Idiot, so please speak slowly and clearly.
Attitude
27. If at first, you don’t succeed.. name it “Version 1.0”.
28. If you don’t like my attitude, then let me get my toolbox first.
29. Sarcasm: Just one of the many services I offer.
30. Your attitude may hurt me, but mine can kill you!
31. I never mistake one mistake twice. I make it 5-6 times, just to be sure.
