For reasons I cannot describe, Gucci designed $190 black tights with rips from the calves to the crotch. Even better? They’re completely sold out!
Before today, I’d throw my black tights in the trash if I found a run. Not anymore! I’m selling those bad boys on Poshmark. Thank you, Gucci for resolving my finances.
According to the New York Post (which is offering cheaper alternatives for those who want to wear these), the tights are pronounced as “High-rise. Distressing throughout. Woven logo at elasticized waistband.” Distressing indeed.
I searched Twitter for reviews from normal people who also think the notion of people spending money on Gucci’s ripped tights is very stupid. And, I was not disappointed:
Below are the reactions of some social media users who are going gaga over the cost of the pre-ripped stockings and are wondering how it got sold out in so much less time.
Gucci, r u ok hun? $190 to look like I’ve arrived home at 6am? pic.twitter.com/iLvbRKUEA4
— loveofhuns x (@loveofhuns) October 29, 2020
$190 for some ripped tights? I use to do this every Sunday morning for free. All it cost me was $.99 from the beauty supply store. pic.twitter.com/cugTWvi1NV
— Tone Thee Stallion 😝 (@iDreamBIG32) October 29, 2020
Gucci sells ripped tights for $190 and they sell out. I have 8 pairs of these in my drawer 🤯 https://t.co/R9jQfHABEh
— Carrie Rose (@CarrieRosePR) October 29, 2020
Lol @gucci. 2nd grade me ran, tripped, and skid my knee on the black top to create this look for $6. But my big ‘WTFashion moment’ goes out to those who actually paid $200 for ripped tights. Please, SHOW YOURSELF. #FASHUNbelievable pic.twitter.com/XCMy4P0yjh
— Jess Broadbent (@jbroadbent27) October 28, 2020