Men and women are entirely different creatures. Understanding the opposite sex takes much more dedication and patience, then you could ever imagine. The thought process is distinctive, whereas characteristically women are more shuttle with their actions.
Here are a few things men from every part of the world tend to misunderstand when it comes to womankind.
1. Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
2. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
3. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
4. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they’re actually in control.
5.Women especially love a bargain. The question of “need” is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is a fair game.
6. Women never have anything to wear. Don’t question the racks of clothes in the closet; you “just don’t understand.”
7. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there’s a spider or a wasp involved.
8. Women can’t keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don’t view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
9. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
10. Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she’s doing. It might be the lottery calling.
11. Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn’t need toys if women had an “on/off” switch.
12. Women think all beer is the same.
13. Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you’ll have a pretty good idea about how she’ll be in bed.
14. Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modeling.
15. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’s responsibility, “It’s there in the bible”. Hmmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple?
16. Women do not know anything about cars. “Oil stick, oil doesn’t stick?”
17. Women have better restrooms. Ladies receive royal treatment in the ladies’ room. Gents just get a large bowl to share.
18. The average number of items in a typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
19. PMS also stands for ‘Permissible Man-Slaughter.’
20. Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.
21. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.
22. Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower.
23. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.
24. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
25. Women don’t understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things *could* be.
26. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days’ worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.
27. Women brush their hair before bed.
28. Women have legs only so they won’t leave tracks like snails.
29. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.
30. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘How do I look?’
31. Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
32. Women are insecure about their weight, butt, and breast sizes.
If you’re a guy reading, make sure you understand all the above-mentioned things. It will come very hand in your relationship.
